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Brina’s Blog » Vending Machine

Vending Machine

February 17, 2009

A woman named Laura is at a local zoo and comes across a vending machine,
which she has never seen before. She sees the slot for money, gets
money out of her purse, puts $.65 into the machine, and pushes a letter
and a number.

She is memorized by the coils turning just enough to let out the candy. So,
she does this many more times. After a little while, a man comes up
behind her and says,”Miss, could you please move? I would like to get
some candy.” She replies with,”Excuse me?! Can’t you see I’m winning
here?!?!”

Filed in Jokes at 2:14 am

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