A woman named Laura is at a local zoo and comes across a vending machine,
which she has never seen before. She sees the slot for money, gets
money out of her purse, puts $.65 into the machine, and pushes a letter
and a number.

She is memorized by the coils turning just enough to let out the candy. So,
she does this many more times. After a little while, a man comes up
behind her and says,”Miss, could you please move? I would like to get
some candy.” She replies with,”Excuse me?! Can’t you see I’m winning
here?!?!”

Little Johnny was in the shower with his mother one day when, after
looking down, He asked “what’s that?”, pointing to her pubic area.
“That’s my sponge”, says his mother. “oh, OK”, said Johnny. A few weeks
went by and Johnny’s mother had to go to the Hospital for an operation.
When she came out she had her pubic hair shaved.

Johnny, upon seeing this. asked his mother, “where’s your sponge?” His
mother replied, “That’s OK, I lost it. It will turn up somewhere.” A
little while later, Johnny comes bursting into the room and says to
his mother, “Mom I’ve found your sponge.” “Where”? asks his mother,
wondering where Johnny could have found it. “It’s upstairs. The maid
is using it to wash daddy’s face.”

So, I haven’t wrote a blog in awhile and figured…. It was time for ya all an update.
I have been pretty busy working 3 or 4 jobs most of the time. I have been cleaning up our new school getting it ready to move into, subbing at school, subbing at the post office and doing the whole AmeriCorps thing. However, I have been having a lot of trouble getting enough hours for my AmeriCorps job. I am suppose to get 40 hours a week, but I have only been running about 35 hours on average. Which sucks. So if ya all have some ideas on some projects either enviromentally, community wise, or students wise then feel free to comment with some ideas for me. They would be greatly Appreciated.

Right now for AmeriCorps I have started an Archery program with the students and they seemed to really enjoy the first day. We are going to be doing this three days a week. Also, Mike & I have been working together to find out information on some recycling stuff that way we can start that up here in Coffman Cove maybe…. Eventually.

Hmm… What else has been going on in the life of Sabrina and Mike. Oh yeah. I really want a baby. There was a slight scare. But it appears that I am in fact not pregnant so that is good and bad both on the same note. I mean on the good news if I wanted to I could go celebrate my 21st birthday, but then again…. I dont get a baby. What I have been wanting. So its kinda a catch 22 deal either way…. It sucks, and is good. Oh yeah, and our friend george is having a baby… So it would be kinda kool for our kids to grow up together but oh well. It will all work out in due time.

I also looked at the americorps calendar today and it appears that I am going to be gone the week of Mikes birthday & his sisters wedding. So I think Mike is a little bummed about that, but theres really nothing I can do about it. It is in fact beyond my control. However, I feel bad.

I bought me a wii. I think I will love it. However, it still has not come in. Knowing my luck it will come in this coming week and then I will have to wait a week to play it becuase my dad will be home. But oh well.

I am also thinking about getting me a new macbook or maybe a macbook air. But am not sure yet. Also, would get a bigger Ipod right now I have an ipod touch 8 GB And I only have 3 GB of space left or maybe less dont know the exact amount….. So what do you guys think are the two things worth spending the money on?

Well, anyways, I think that is all for now or should be it was quiet a long blog. I will try to update my blog more often with updates and whatnot. Maybe I will try getting some of my famous jokes up to. Hope you all have a good weekend.